Now, Johnny rises to any occasion
the same way he
rises from the dead.
Do you have the brains
to book him for your event?
(Johnny Sparkle LOVES brains!)
Read minds!
(mmmmmmm braaaaaains...)
Produce live animals!
(at least they were alive in 1977)
Make your audience die with laughter!
(we are not responsible if they also turn into zombies)